わたしは

I like quotes especially on pictures, which is why i will be posting a lot of those. I'm also quite a nerd and will be posting anime and maybe some video game stuff from time to time. I'm rather lazy though, so my posts will be infrequent. One more thing, it's a ninja on a skateboard ---> QK]8

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via rainahhh)

I hate your cigarettes and the men that you go see
Because one is killing you, while the other’s killing me.

—Front Porch Step - "Aware" (via the-nate-gatsby)

(via r-weezies)

push-pause:

kifkrokers:

sky-loons:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…

That last one made no sense at all what the fuck???

yo, watch the sixth sense if you wanna know

(Source: rialxoan, via r-weezies)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

(via rainahhh)